One of the myriad head-scratching things you see Downtown during Race Week in Charlotte. 
Double Weinermobile Action!
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Curiously cropped from the photo: the exocrine glands that secrete popped collars.
I mean, I love me some Blade Runner and all, don’t get me wrong… but this is nothing like it.
Wait. Hold on a minute. You’re telling me that J. Michael Straczynski co-wrote a movie called Ninja Assassin and yet Sam Firstenburg, director of such cinematic gems as Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, Ninja III: the Domination, and American Ninjas I-III, is nowhere to be seen?
What sort of crazy bizzarro world did I wake up in this morning?
It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
The titles of Hans Zimmer’s work on the King Arthur soundtrack are priceless. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “Do You Think I’m Saxon?”.
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