It’s cold outside (rather, it’s unseasonally cool and spraying down a
stinging mist of rain so it feels cold to me) so here I am at the
local Borders, subjecting their coffee cake to unspeakable violence.

The rest of the playlist is rather solid, however. So there’s that.
Tweens love Cenobites! Cenobites are HOT this year in the tween market. Twilight, Hannah Montana and Cenobites.
I hate to get all That Guy Who Posts Pictures Of His Cat on you guys, but I can’t help it.
For the record, this isn’t, nor shall it ever be, Sparta.
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY
STOP
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
FULL STOP
Resistance is futile.