paraphrased
155: Bing bong!
me: Huh?
155: Bing bong! It's like a server request. I'm the user, and you're the server.
me: Oh, OK!
155: Bing bong!
me: Bing bong!
155: Bing bong!
me: ... [no route to host]
155: Uh oh, time to call tech support!
me: Thank you for calling Hippy Tech Support.
155: For assistance with your neckbeard, press 1. For assistance with hairstyles, press 2. For assistance with attire, press 3. For assistance with your Birkenstocks, press 4. For assistance with the ladies, move out of your mom's basement.
me: Uh... um... bing bong!
Nov 16th